Trump! A Hands Lament
Patriots of this Almighty Nation!
Greetings all and Salutations!
I am here upon my knuckles kneeling,
to your Christian hearts appealing,
Until now I have practiced heroic restraint,
ne'er raising one pinkie in complaint,
whilst all the while I have been wedded,
To a Gargoyle I most dreaded.
Oh how I loathe that skin and bone manacle,
HItching me to this foul fanatical,
Prolific, terrific, self flagulator,
this manic, tyranical masturbator.
Each new dawn brings a fairytale Grimm,
being this manboys most profligate limb.
Most of you would claim insanity!,
if you were shackled to this mannatee.
and yet have I ever have I once demurred?
Being part of this theatre of the absurd?
On no! Until now |I've kept my peace,
Knowing that in death I'd find release.
But now world! OH! you have pushed me too far.
Its time to debunk your tanned TV star,
it's time that you started to understand..
The horror of being Donald Trumps right hand!
What? Minorities! Thought you had it tough?
I have to sponge bath this guy in the buff!
Oh and all of you in the liberal media
feeling sorry for meleeenia
Or is it pronounced with 'A' for Melania?
I can barely hear through her genitalia
I am haunted by his orange phallice
and her aurora boreallis.
And when finally he tires of her affections,
he turns his hand to other confections.
Oh no this guy sure ain't no woosy,
when it comes to grabbing pussy.
Indeed the word 'no' can never assuage,
the lusty orangutans genital rage.
(Unless of course you're black or asian.
Oh no he likes downstairs parts caucasion.)
And when at last his libido relaxes,
he's got me fingering his taxes.
This guys got a digit in all of the pies,
A fact that fox news decides to disguise.
And don't get me started on his Menage,
With that kipper breathed Clown called Nigel Farage.
I mean I would rather squeeze the wheeny,
Of Il Duce Mussolini.
And of course there's his obsession with Hilary,
when he's not thinking bout trying to kill her he'
s thrusting at her southern states
Under the table at debates.
But! I could have born this subjugation,
the ceaseless groinal interrogation.
If you toothless hillbillies were not hell bent,
on making this asshat president??
I mean what the fuck were you all thinking?
Surely you must have been binge drinking?
Take it from me, for I know a bit
You have reigned down upon us a Shower of Shit.
Now its not just your money he wants or your asses,
Its your black and hispanic working classes,
Now ladies he's no longer sated by whats in your tights
he's planning on raping your human rights
I can deal with the sluice from his overwrought gland
But i'd rather not have the worlds blood on my hand
So Im begging you, please, for the sake of your Nation!!!
The time has arrived for my Amputation!
Flay me from this Savage Beast!
So I may at last rest in piece
Knowing I did not sit idly by,
Whilst drones blotted out the starry night sky..
So come all ye faithful! Whether Gay, Black or Jew,
There is still something that we all can still do!
You Men! Take a break from scratching your balls,
Because your patriotic duty calls!
And Women! The time has come to gird up your nethers!
and stand tall and proudly alongside your fellas!
Rage! Rage we must! Gainst the dying of the light!
The time is upon us to fight the good fight!
And when the violent deed is done,
As I die, hold me up in the morning sun.
So i can greet this new era of peace,
Before the arrival of the fascist police
And when you're discovered don't run, scream or flee.
But Respectfully bow and drop to one knee.
And just before they begin to shoot,
Flip them a Birdy in Salute.